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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature. Charles Dickens
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse. Charles Dickens
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions. Charles Dickens
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people. Charles Dickens
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! Charles Dickens
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. Charles Dickens
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
naughty thinking unhappy
I think that others can drive a creature to naughtiness, always accusing and blaming them. After a while it must make the creature unhappy and drive him...to be naughty, because nobody expects them to be good... Brian Jacques
naughty doe fancy
Steve Coogan does something for me. He is so naughty, but I quite fancy him. Billie Piper
naughty worry birth-control
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. Art Hoppe
naughty cards credit
An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. Alex Comfort
naughty santa today
Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list. David Letterman
naughty stubborn helping
Graystorm: You know Firestar was also very naughty, just like you. Bramblepaw: Really? He seems to be very responsible! Graystorm: Yes. I was there when he was too stubborn to not help RiverClan Erin Hunter
naughty vampire nails
And there are vampires, too? Werewolves, warlocks, all that stuff?" Clary gnawed her lower lip. "So I hear." "And you kill them, too?" Simon asked, directing the question to Jace, who had put the stele back in his pocket and was examining his flawless nails for defects. "Only when they've been naughty. Cassandra Clare
naughty kind swearing
It feels kind of naughty when you're swearing on set and you know it's gonna make it in unbleeped on the show. Gillian Jacobs
naughty rooms watches
I don't watch penalties in my hotel room. I watch naughty videos Gianluigi Buffon
suggestions compromise never-compromise
The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising. Arthur Bloch
suggestions liberalism ten-commandments
If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd have the Ten Suggestions. Malcolm Bradbury
suggestions birth slave
From our birth to our death we are all the slaves of suggestion. Emile Coue
suggestions shifting climate
I have not made any suggestions about climate change. This is more about blending or shifting the conversation about the environment versus the economy. It's just such an old, outdated conversation. Jennifer Granholm
suggestions stories actors
I love involving actors at all levels - and they have to know that I want to hear their contributions, with dialogue, with story suggestions, with script changes, whatever. Lasse Hallstrom
suggestions arguing married
Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women. Mark Twain
suggestions moses sinai
What Moses brought down from Mt. Sinai were not the Ten Suggestions, they are Commandments. Are, not were. Ted Koppel
suggestions ignored can-do
I am looking for suggestions on what we can do about extremists within our own society. They cannot be ignored. Tony Campolo