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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
lifting-weights work-out use
I ride a bike and use aerobic equipment twice a week, and work out with a trainer, lifting weights. Bob Iger
lifting
I'm all for lifting the payroll-tax cap, if only to make payroll taxes a little less regressive. Timothy Noah
lifting several
She was always there. There've been several times it's just been the two of us lifting weights. John Kneup
lifting
I enjoy lifting weights, but I hate doing cardio. Brad Goreski
lifting power
I am into power lifting and I play football. James Long
lifting national squash standard towards
We shouldn't be thinking about individuals or departments. We should be thinking about national interest. Lifting the standard of Pakistan squash is like working towards national interest. Jahangir Khan
lifting manageable people size terms women
Because microfinance is so manageable in terms of the size of the loan, people have made it the cornerstone to lifting women out of poverty. Gayle Tzemach Lemmon
lifting stronger
Paul, they say you've been getting stronger down here by lifting your trophies.
lifting-weights acting body
The acting part is easy; it's the preparing - lifting weights and getting your body in tip-top shape - that's the hard part. Chaske Spencer