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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
park
We are, after all, at the centennial of the Olmstead park plan. Peter Jackson
parks bears investment
Bears don't live on Park Avenue. Bernard Baruch
parking seniors trouble visitors walking
We have no on-site parking for visitors, family, etc. This is a seniors building. Many of our visitors are seniors and have trouble walking 100 yards. Tom Hamilton
park people season
We want people to still be discovering new things about this park in season two, Joseph Spear
parks pigeons
I'll sit in the park and feed the pigeons for a while.' We don't have pigeons.' Then I'll feed the pterodactyls. Dean Koontz
parking people rescued rooftops spent
Most of these people were rescued from rooftops and parking lots, ... Most of them spent part of the day (Monday) in a rescue helicopter. Jennifer Granholm
parks steps chance
When it's your chance to step up to the plate, just hit it out of the park, and everybody will forget about everything that came before. Brian McKnight
parks-and-recreation littles balls
Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot. Aziz Ansari
parks reality serious texans unless
The reality is parks are in serious trouble. Unless you own your own ranch, the parks are what most Texans have to go to.
throwers my-own
I don't compete with other discus throwers. I compete with my own history. Al Oerter
throw
When you throw strikes, they are going to get hits.
throwing good-success backing-up
I've had pretty good success with Stan (Musial) by throwing him my best pitch and backing up third. Carl Erskine
throw time
When I throw a softball, there's no time to think about the motion of my arm. I just look at the first baseman's glove and react. Keegan Bradley
throws youth
What the young one begs for, the grown-up throws away
throw trying win
We know we're not out there trying to throw games. If we were really trying to lose, how did we win this one? Andre Johnson
throwing
She (Ronk) is doing the job. She's throwing hard.
thrown
Even the best of us are thrown off some- times. Arthur Conan Doyle
throwing vehicles
There are vehicles tossed hither and yon just like throwing pick-up sticks, George Johnson