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smart perfect waiting
If we wait for conditions to go from good to perfect, we'll just be waiting, waiting, waiting. Bill Simon
smart rodeo streets
I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive. Carrie Fisher
smart unhappy enough
A lot of the time, I'm just smart enough to be unhappy.
smart stupid order
Don't you see? We've become smart enough to justify stupid behavior. Like, 'I'm angry at him and I didn't express it, so I turned my anger inward and now it's depression, so in order to feel good again, what I should do is call him and express my anger.' It's like, if we can make it sound smart enough, we're allowed to do stupid things.
smart years water
I'm always thirsty when I wake up, so I guzzle a bottle of Smart water before I scramble tofu with onions, peppers and spinach and top it with salsa. I've been a vegetarian for years, but I recently became vegan. Carrie Underwood
smart doe murder
How smart does a chimp have to be before killing him constitutes murder? Carl Sagan
smart knowing judgement
Knowing a great deal is not the same as being smart; intelligence is not information alone but also judgement, the manner in which information is coordinated and used.
smart pieces enough
We are not smart enough to decide which pieces of knowledge are permissible and which are not.
smart knowledge responsibility
It is the responsibility of scientists never to suppress knowledge, no matter how awkward that knowledge is, no matter how it may bother those in power; we are not smart enough to decide which pieces of knowledge are permissible, and which are not. ...
stupid differences acting
I’d like to. Problem is, I’m not stupid.” “You act stupid.” “Right. Thanks for that. For your information, there’s a difference between acting stupid and being stupid.” “It’s a fine line, but someone has to draw it. Becca Fitzpatrick
stupid reason needed
Vee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.
stupid reading people
I keep reading about people who want to be famous - it's not that they want to be great songwriters or great actors, they want to be celebrities. That is scary because you can be famous doing some really stupid things. Barry Manilow
stupid ties wife
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world. Bill Engvall
stupid drunk riding
I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!
stupid hate should-have
I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.
stupidity poverty humans
It is by human avarice or human stupidity, not by the churlishness of nature, that we have poverty and overwork. C. S. Lewis
stupid wedding-day reason
Twice we stood beside each other at the altar, Rosie. Twice. And twice we got it wrong. I needed you to be there for my wedding day but I was too stupid to see that I needed you to be the reason for my wedding day. But we got it all wrong. Cecelia Ahern
stupid mean people
people who say its a long story, mean it's a stupid short one that they are too embarrassed and couldn't be bothered to tell
sheep want littles
The proof that the little prince existed is that he was charming, that he laughed, and that he was looking for a sheep. If anybody wants a sheep, that is a proof that he exists. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
sheep want proof
Si quelqu'un veut un mouton, c'est la preuve qu'il en existe un. (If somebody wants a sheep, that is a proof that one exists.)
sheep chocolate pudding
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants Chris Farley
sheep church goats
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats Charles Spurgeon
sheep practice differences
Gradually, by selective breeding, the congenital differences between rulers and ruled will increase until they become almost different species. A revolt of the plebs would become as unthinkable as an organized insurrection of sheep against the practice of eating mutton. Bertrand Russell
sheep belief command
Ask the sheep for their beliefs... Do you kill on God's command? Dave Mustaine
sheep legs
To say a sheep has 5 legs doesn't make it so. Abraham Lincoln
sheep taxation taxes
Taxation: how the sheep are shorn. Edward Abbey
sheep venture-capitalists lemmings
What do you get when you cross a herd of sheep with a herd of lemmings? A herd of venture capitalists. Ben Horowitz