Famous Quotes & Sayings

Charles Dickens

Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait.

Charles Spurgeon

My soul, never laugh at sin's fooleries, lest thou come to smile at sin itself. It is thine enemy, and thy Lord's enemy.

Alan Bradley

I was learning that among friends, a smile can be better than a belly laugh.

Alan Alda

Nothing important was ever accomplished without chutzpah. Columbus had chutzpah. The signers of the Declaration of Independence had chutzpah. Don't ever aim doubt at yourself. Laugh at yourself, but don't doubt yourself.

Chita Rivera

I love to laugh, I love the joy of life, and I love sharing it.

Dave Chappelle

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

David Sedaris

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

David Sedaris

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

Buddy Ebsen

The one flaw in this is that you can't hear the people laughing.

Cass Sunstein

Donald Trump and Senator Cruz have occasional Manichean tendencies.

Albert Einstein

With me every peep becomes a trumpet solo.

Chris Matthews

I never wrote off [Donald] Trump.

Chris Hayes

Everyone is now [Donald] Trump.

Carly Fiorina

Donald Trump is a serial philanderer, by his own admission.

Jim Cramer

They don't take eyeballs at the bank. Those who value stocks by eyeballs should go be ophthalmologists, not stock analysts. There is no cyberworld where reach trumps profits.

John Neff

Buy on the cannons and sell on the trumpets.

Ted Nugent

Trump represents the ultimate anti-status-quo suckerpunch.

William Shakespeare

The cock, that is the trumpet to the morn