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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
truth-is sells
Truth is the easiest thing to sell. Daymond John
truth-is habit break
The truth is, you don't break a bad habit; you replace it with a good one. Denis Waitley
truth-is
Truth is coming and it cannot be stopped. Edward Snowden
truth-is weak
You have to attack once the truth is too weak to defend itself. Bertolt Brecht
truth-is heard
The truth is generally seen, rarely heard. Baltasar Gracian
truth-is
I am nothing, truth is everything. Abraham Lincoln
truth-is good-things bad-things
The truth is, bad things don't affect us as profoundly as we expect them to. That's true of good things, too. We adapt very quickly to either. Daniel Gilbert
truth-is wells sincerely
The only truth is that I live. Sincerely, I live. Who am I? Well, that's a bit much. Clarice Lispector
truth-is propaganda
The truth is the best propaganda. Adolf Hitler
wet wild
It is a very windy, wet and wild part of the world. Mike Sanderson
wet
It was so wet that we laughed. And that's what we've been doing ever since: laughing.
wet
It will be wet off and on through Wednesday.
wet
It's going to be wet off and on.
wetness might centre
The bogholes might be Atlantic seepage. The wet centre is bottomless. Seamus Heaney