![They were on the set of Bad Santa but I tried to keep the headphones away from them. My kids have seen Sling Blade, they've seen Armageddon, Bandits and Friday Night Lights. They have not seen Monster's Ball, nor will they ever, even when they're sixty [laughter]. I will leave it in my will that they can never see it.](/assets/img/quote-photos/they-were-on-the-set-of-bad-santa-but-i-tried-to-keep-the-headphones-away-from-th.jpg)
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