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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
live-concerts nervous concerts
I get more anxious than nervous before a concert. Miley Cyrus
live-concerts understanding progress
Every day we make more progress toward understanding the concert hall. Esa-Pekka Salonen
live-concerts generosity roles
It takes generosity to discover the whole through others. If you realize you are only a violin, you can open yourself up to the world by playing your role in the concert. Jacques Yves Cousteau
live-concerts events albums
A concert is not a live rendition of our album. It's a theatrica! event. Freddie Mercury
live-concerts concerts industry
The live concert industry has become corporate-ized. Perry Farrell
live-concerts concerts
I never really went to any concerts that I wasn't in. Slick Rick
live-concerts concerts one-thing
If you told me I could only do one thing, I would choose live concerts. Mandy Patinkin
live-concerts way helping
When I go to a concert, I can't help but feel happy and everything else just goes away. I hope everyone feels that way at my concerts. Victoria Justice
live-concerts energy concerts
Going to a concert is so overwhelming and the energy is amazing.
pits causes lost
The Bible teaches that there are no lost causes. No permanent pit-dwellers except those who refuse to leave. Beth Moore
pits world born
I had been born shoved to the margins of the world, sure, but I had volunteered for the pits. Daniel Woodrell
pits fruit reason
That's the hard part of overdosing on cherries-you have all the pits to tell you exactly how many you ate. Not more or less. Exactly. One-seed fruits really bother me for that reason. That's why I'd always rather eat raisins than prunes. Prune pits are even more imposing than cherry pits. Andy Warhol
pits life-is cherries
If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? Erma Bombeck
pits hollywood different
I got very depressed. Hollywood can be a terrible place when youre depressed. The pits. I decided I had to change my life and do different things. Jeff Conaway
pits prophet precedence
Beware of those who would pit the dead prophets against the living prophets, for the living prophets always take precedence. Ezra Taft Benson
pits world littles
When you're in the pits, all the faith in the world won't get you out of it. But just a little faith in God will get you through it. Ken Hutcherson
pits charity dollars
The system of volunteerism is divisive. It pits one charity against the others for the charity dollar. Phil Donahue
pits matter no-matter-what
No matter what you’re going through there's no pit so deep that God can’t reach in and get you out. Joyce Meyer