![I told [reporters] that I sprinkled marijuana on my organic buckwheat pancakes, and then when I ran my five miles to the ballpark, it made me impervious to the bus fumes. That's when [Baseball Commissioner] Bowie Kuhn took me off his Christmas list.](/assets/img/quote-photos/i-told-reporters-that-i-sprinkled-marijuana-on-my-organic-buckwheat-pancakes-a.jpg)
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