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news youth
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actors film crew
Making a film is so hard that if you don't have your main actors going along with the ride with the rest of the crew it can make your life very difficult. Alan Parker
actors want littles
I'm an actor. My life as an actor depends on who sends me what. I'm just taking the best stuff that I can find that's sent my way, regardless of how big or little the paycheck is. I don't want to work for scale anymore. I'm at a point now where, no matter how good something is, I'm not going to kill myself and end up in the hole. Alan Arkin
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