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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
nfl six-packs cold
Trade him for a six pack; it doesn't even have to be cold. Buddy Ryan
nfl young has-beens
Somehow, I went from being too young, to being too old. Somewhere in there I must have been just right. Bobby Bowden
nfl halos inches
There's only about 6 inches that turns that halo into a noose.
nfl coaches happens
Something has to happen that you can't coach.
nfl victory moral
I am not happy with moral victories. Those things are forgotten.
nfl excuse inspiring-football
I'm not really in the excuse business. Bill Parcells
nfl trying inspiring-football
You don't get any medal for trying something, you get medals for results.
nfl sitting let-me
Sitting let me learn what the NFL is all about. Chad Pennington
nfl flying pants
Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants. Bill Walsh