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It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It's sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It's not going to end well. Stephan Pastis
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When one has been married over thirty years, of course it would be absurd not to admit there have been some difficulties, at some times. But the important thing is that we have weathered them. Louis Jourdan
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I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody or steal from anyone. John Lydon
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When you take a character seriously, there's more room for comedy because you're not aware of how absurd you are. Robin McLeavy
absurd found situation
God knows the times I have found myself in absurd situations. Brandon Lee
absurd plans
Our plans are small and somewhat absurd. Barbara Kingsolver
absurd further process
This process is getting a little more absurd the further we move, Charles Schumer
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About half the scripts sent to me feature characters I just can't identify with, particularly one-dimensional businessmen or, if it's a comedy, some absurd 10-year-old Japanese stereotype, some role related to IT or business... There's no point in getting mad about it; it's just the way things are. Ken Watanabe
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The sight of allegedly sophisticated politicians parroting complete tripe trivialises and demeans government and it has to be stopped. It's played a significant part in public disillusionment with politics and has led to the absurd situation where more people vote for 'Strictly Come Dancing' than voted in the general election. John Major
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We have to get the feeling that they are on a path, in a reasonable period of time, to stop manipulating the currency, to let it float freely. It's a delicate game, it's a delicate gambit, because the Chinese are very sensitive about being pressured into things. Charles Schumer
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We have had 15 years of Chinese promises to improve intellectual property protection. They have all proved to be false. Alan Tonelson
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The CPC and Chinese government have always affixed prodigious moment to the inveterate friendly relations with Africa, Li Changchun
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We have so many cyber-dissidents in jail that we are trying to get out of there, and knowing that some of them are in jail with the help of Western companies is really frustrating. It's one thing to want to make money, to make profits. It's quite another one to become a weapon in the hands of the Chinese authorities. Lucie Morillon
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We used to take these great hikes on the Great Wall, ... From our hikes, we developed a friendship that ended up with us combining forces in forming this new Chinese company. Jack Ma
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Mythology is like a game of Chinese Whispers. What goes in at one end of the human circle is rarely what emerges at the other end. Ashwin Sanghi
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Cantonese, which has up to nine tones as opposed to the five in Mandarin, is much more versatile and one of the richest dialects in Chinese. David Tang
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The mainland Chinese tend to take a Chinese mainland point of view on controversial issues, and the Taiwanese take another the Taiwanese viewpoint. Jimmy Wales
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It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant. Jason Alexander
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Nearness to nature... keeps the spirit sensitive to impressions not commonly felt and in touch with the unseen powers. Charles Eastman
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Sincerity is not only effective and honourable, it is also much less difficult than is commonly supposed. George Henry Lewes
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We're going to see $3 a gallon gas quite commonly in the next week or so, Tom Kloza
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When we do stargazing, we stare at the stars...and many other things which we have presumed commonly as stars. Toba Beta
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Models used to describe and predict inflation commonly distinguish between changes in food and energy prices - which enter into total inflation - and movements in the prices of other goods and services - that is, core inflation. Janet Yellen
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Solar stocks as a group are probably up 4 to 6 times more than most of the commonly followed indices. Ron Pernick
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It is plain to me that our prelates, in granting indulgences, do commonly blaspheme the wisdom of God. John Wycliffe
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Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption. Jonathan Swift
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Natural gas production in the U.S is still not back up to 100 percent, and gas is the most commonly used heating fuel in the U.S, Gerard Burg
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We have to go through all the Customs procedures and paperwork so it is not easy to import one. Li Rongmei
customers
We want our customers to be able to tell the difference. Quincy Allen
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The universality of a custom is pledge of its worth. Agnes Repplier
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We've seen a trend in the marketplace for customers who are really looking for a more lightweight ESB product. Sandy Carter
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We've seen a slight increase. Some of the customers that we've had who haven't been with us for a few years are starting to come back. I wouldn't say it's huge, but it's a noticeable increase. I just took a rough figure last week, and I think in one day we had 30 to 40 tons to be delivered. Jeff Benjamin
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The fact that natural gas prices are going down now is obviously good for us and the customers and what we have been hoping for. Tom Henley
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The F-150 is already a hot truck. I'm going to do a little tweaking to it, not much. I'm going to do my rim thing, my tint thing, a custom hood and custom interior. Funkmaster Flex
customers restore sitting trust
We have so many customers with merchandise sitting on loading docks. We think we've got a long way to restore trust in our customers. Susan Rosenberg
customers
We set out to find out what our customers wanted and that's what we have delivered. Ed Fuller
cutting giving people
Bush is giving the rich a tax cut instead of putting that cut in the pockets of working people. Carol Moseley Braun
cutting hair tiny
I drive a tiny Toyota iQ. I'm quite frugal and often cut my own hair. Carol Vorderman
cutting way woods
The wood was better before I cut it, than after. I did not improve it in any way. Carl Andre
cutting tasks three
For every one pupil who needs to be guarded against a weak excess of sensibility there are three who need to be awakened from the slumber of cold vulgarity. The task of the modern educator is not to cut down jungles but to irrigate deserts. C. S. Lewis
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And that's why, when they want to get rid of anyone, they usually bring him down here (like they were doing with me) and say they'll leave him to the ghosts. But I always wondered if they didn't really drown 'em or cut their throats. I never quite believed in the ghosts. But those two cowards you've just shot believed all right. They were more scared of taking me to my death than I was of going. C. S. Lewis
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We have to get away from that. We have to cut down on the breakdowns in our end. Mats Sundin
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We have new folks moving in who don't understand the proper etiquette for being a good neighbor to the fish. People move to the forest and then cut down the trees around their lot so they can have more sunlight. Todd Steiner
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When he got the ball, he ran to his right, spinning off two defenders. At the same time he was spinning away, more (defensive help) was coming. And just when one guy had him, (Bush) cut to his left and the guy dove to the right. I never saw anything like it. We watched it a million times ... even put it in slow motion. It was all instinct. Dwayne Jarrett
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... When he elevates terrorists over other people who may well deserve pardons much more, or having their sentence cut much more, he has abused his power and abused his office, Jeff Sessions
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I never wore a single fedora filming L.A. Noire. It took about an hour and a half to do the hair - it was a very precise process. Aaron Staton
hair
We were trapping and rotating, but sometimes we were a hair slow. Casey Durham
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Above all, one hideous figure grew as familiar as if it had been before the general gaze from the foundations of the world - the figure of the sharp female called La Guillotine. It was the popular theme for jests; it was the best cure for headache, it infallibly prevented hair from turning gray, it imparted a peculiar delicacy to the complexion, it was the National Razor which shaved close: who kissed La Guillotine looked through the little window and sneezed into the sack. Charles Dickens
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... when the locked door opens, and there comes in a young woman, deadly pale, and with long fair hair, who glides to the fire, and sits down in the chair we have left there, wringing her hands. Charles Dickens
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When I'm not at work, I put deep conditioner in my hair and wear a baseball cap. I'll just roll around on the off-days with goop in my hair, and then just rinse it out. Sarah Rafferty
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The easier your hair is to manage the happier you'll be with it and the prettier you'll feel. Diane von Furstenberg
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When I'm in the Switzerland backcountry and nobody around looks like me, people were like, 'Can I touch your hair?' Dhani Jones
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I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile. David Allan Coe
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There's nothing worse than looking as if you've tried too hard or preened to within an inch of your life. If I'm wearing a strong item like a really beautiful dress, then I'll play down my shoes and accessories and make my hair really natural. Louise Nurding
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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks. William Shakespeare
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I shave without using shaving cream Jerry Stiller
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When you had the fangs in, you wanted to be a little bit careful that you didn't actually pierce the jugular, kind of like my experience shaving Alan Rickman, which by the way neither of us want to do again, especially Alan. Johnny Depp
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The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most in [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ]. Johnny Depp
shaving-cream sticks phases
I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream. Marc Jacobs
shaving-cream half used
Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used. Haruki Murakami
shaving seven should
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. Tom Robbins
shaving lovers grows
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. Sammy Davis, Jr.