![This weapon [an ax] is primitive but effective. And it's also guaranteed to be fifty-percent painless. You see, it takes two people to operate, and the person at this end [the handle] doesn't feel a thing.](/assets/img/quote-photos/this-weapon-an-ax-is-primitive-but-effective-and-its-also-guaranteed-to-be-fi.jpg)
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