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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
ems killing treats
If somebody mistreats you, treat ?em good. That kills ?em. Bobby Bowden
ems beats ifs
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death! Charles M. Schulz
ems rockets ships
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? Bill Watterson
ems dies
Let' em learn or let' em die Charles Bukowski
ems break
I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em. Carson Kressley
ems burning rolling
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead! Colin Mochrie
ems cookies watches
I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em. Dolly Parton
ems made jokes
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself.
ems fairness vengeance
What the vengeance, could he not speak 'em fair? William Shakespeare
innocence innocent katie
Thoughts are just what is. They appear. They're innocent. They're not personal. Byron Katie
innocence guilty innocent
When a person is found less guilty than he is suspected, he is concluded more innocent than he really is. Charlotte Lennox
innocence innocent fear-nothing
A clear and innocent conscience fears nothing. Elizabeth I
innocence tradition form
If we depart form tradition, it is out of knowledge , not innocence. Adolph Gottlieb
innocence innocent persons
The innocent is the person who explains nothing Albert Camus
innocence sometimes certain
Sometimes a certain innocence is good, but not about yourself. Christopher Walken
innocence combination insolence
Adolescence is usually typified by an unanswerable combination of innocence and insolence. Alice Thomas Ellis
innocence innocent victim
Everyone realized I was the innocent victim of a shakedown. Anthony Anderson
innocence guilty innocent
More oftentimes than not, you're automatically guilty before innocent.