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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
serious comedy kind
My favorite kind of film is serious comedy. Comedy with serious underpinning. Alan Arkin
serious bits
As you get older, you get a bit more serious. Bryan Ferry
serious repercussions
Repercussions are serious and they will take you places. Bryan Clay
serious asthma
Between 1991 and 1997 I had really serious asthma. Cathy Freeman
serious crime negligence
In persons grafted in a serious trust, Negligence is a crime. William Shakespeare
serious sense-of-humor adore
I understand from those who adore him, he [Julian Assange] has a great sense of humor which rarely gets an airing because he's dealing with such serious issues. Benedict Cumberbatch
serious seventeen
No one's serious at seventeen. Arthur Rimbaud
serious sound artistic
Visuals are as artistic as sounds, so being serious about both isn't a contradiction to me. Dee Dee Ramone
serious problem climate-change
The most serious problem facing humankind is climate change. Bill Nye
viewers
I want viewers to see that everything is connected, even the little guys like pollinators and flowers. Louie Schwartzberg
viewers
It's the viewer that makes the work. Marcel Duchamp
viewers
I'm not out to max my income. I think my viewers would call me on that right away if I did. PewDiePie
weird-things feels knows
We always feel threatened by things we don't know. But, there are definitely some weird things going on. Aaron Eckhart
weird
I wouldn't say I'm a heart-throb. I just have a weird job. Johnny Depp
weird
Like slow-motion, off the shin pads, ... Another weird bounce. Rick DiPietro
weird
It was weird for me because I don't want to show up the other team. A.J. Pierzynski
weird
The whole set was very intense, ... Lou and Kelli have some weird thing with each other. Mike Mills
weird
When I read Jonathan's story, I said, 'This is just too weird and too serendipitous,' Liev Schreiber
weird
It's not surprising. But it's going to be weird not working all of those games. Joe Simpson
weird
It's something with the transmission, ... We had a weird vibration, just couldn't get it up to speed. Stanton Barrett
weird
It was like being in a weird dream. Patricia Arquette