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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
cameras feels audience
I'm always aware of the camera and it feels like that's the audience. Alan Rickman
cameras alive fronts
Working in front of the camera keeps me alive Chow Yun-Fat
cameras giants knows
I know what to do with the camera because I see the giant in the camera when I'm operating it live on the set. Bryan Singer
cameras eight hours preparing running stops
You're in the gym eight hours a day; you're not preparing for cameras and running around and doing tour stops and making acting appearances. McKayla Maroney
cameras difficult effects
How difficult it is to learn not to see like cameras, which has had such an effect on us. The camera sees everything at once. We don't. David Hockney
cameras kind computer
I'm interested in all kinds of pictures, however they are made, with cameras, with paint brushes, with computers, with anything.
cameras nerves hills
I definitely feel much more comfortable in front of the cameras after 'The Hills.' Before, it was much more nerve-racking. Audrina Patridge
cameras polaroids
[A Polaroid camera] places before you a thing that is more of the thing than the thing was. Edwin Land
cameras lenses caps
If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on. Charles M. Schulz
jerk difficult ups-and-downs
It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. Charlie Chaplin
jerk knee thoughtful
As much as I like to be thoughtful and think things through in my decision making - I don't like knee jerk decisions - but I'm not afraid to make decisions. Ron Jaworski
jerk mess persons
I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. Bonnie Raitt
jerk disappointing admire
It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk. David Letterman
jerks life
There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary. Mona Sutphen
jerk ass
Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere. Bill Burr
jerk chicks just-one
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks. Bill Hicks
jerk knee market reaction relevant
I think the most relevant thing is the market was down 120 yesterday. I think we're going to have a knee jerk reaction back up.
jerk form
Advanced life-forms, my seweet patootie. Jerks. Both of them. James Patterson