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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
keeps mind
Working out has always been a stress reliever for me. I don't know if it's so much vanity as it more just keeps my mind from going crazy. Jim Rash
keeps people retire sit type
Working keeps us young. We don't want to be the type of people to retire and sit around and do nothing. Carol Carter
keeps
Unfortunately these days, there is a hell of a lot that keeps me awake. Leon Panetta
keeps
The polycarbonate keeps (broken glass) from spraying into your face.
keeps people side whatever
People can say or think whatever they want... so in my reality, it's kind of irrelevant. I'm always the kind of person that does the right thing and keeps my side of the street clean. Joel Madden
keeps matter remaining shoulder
When he keeps his shoulder down, he has a lot of pop. It's a matter of him remaining patient.
keeps sir
Sir D is getting better and better each week. If he keeps improving, we should be good.
keeps sitting
She keeps us busy. She doesn't want us sitting around getting sluggish.
keeps kid mitchell months pinned
Mitchell just keeps getting better and better and better. Two months ago that kid would've pinned him.