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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
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We're finalizing a settlement. It should be signed soon. Stephen Taylor
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She delivers the signed affidavit to Mr. Jordan, Asa Hutchinson
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She signed me up and said, 'You have to do this,'
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If I recall correctly, I think I signed my first contract with Tor in 1983.
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One of the first groups we signed was the Fifth Dimension. Johnny Rivers
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My granddad always said, 'Until you have a signed deal, you don't have a deal.' Mark Jones
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I can't say I wasn't warned. Alarms started clanging the day I signed to write 'His Way: The Unauthorized Biography of Frank Sinatra' (Bantam Books, 1986). Kitty Kelley
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I can't see that I'm going to be a much different person? I signed the contract. Marin Alsop
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He didn't even tell us until after he'd signed up.