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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funeral littles pay
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave Charles Caleb Colton
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
tigger
That's what Tiggers do best! A. A. Milne
tigger
Are you a Tigger or an Eyore? Randy Pausch
tigger last-lecture ifs
You just have to decide if you're a Tigger or an Eeyore.
manners cowardice characteristics
Ever the characteristic manners of cowardice. Edward Everett
manners morals
He combines the manners of a Marquis with the morals of a Methodist. William Gilbert
manners nobility bad-manners
There is no nobility with bad manners. Ali ibn Abi Talib
manners courtesy persons
The greater person is one of courtesy. Alfred Lord Tennyson
manners small-talk
I have no small talk and Peel has no manners. Duke of Wellington
manners
I never let my politics supersede my manners. Darren Criss
manners relate
Manners are how you show how you're going to relate to someone else.
manners command severity
A great reserve and severity of manners are necessary for the command of those who are older than ourselves. Napoleon Bonaparte
manners charm form
Manners form the great charm of women. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe